"I'm
gonna do it!" Great-grandmother cried aloud.
"Do
what?" Her great-grandson asked.
"I'm
going off-world, to Mars" she beamed.
"But
that's so dangerous!" he looked concerned, "Why would you needlessly
risk your life like that?"
"Well,
that's the point actually." She
replied.
"But
you have so many years left. Why not
wait a little longer, maybe 50 more years, until they can make it
safe." He admonished.
"I
don't want safe, Ethan. I want some
excitement, like back in the good ol' days."
"Like
when people died so young? How did you stand it, people just dying like that,
such a waste." Ethan replied.
"Well,
it made one appreciate life more, that's for sure. No one seems to appreciate life anymore,
'cept maybe those offworlders. Why
should they have all the fun, anyways?"
He tried
another tack to dissuade her. “Is it
that you miss Gramma?”
“Of course
I miss her” she shot back, a look of sadness passing over her face. “I’m starting to think she had a point, but clearly
she went down the wrong path.” Ethan’s
grandmother had joined up with the rebels who espoused antiquated notions of
aging and death. Great-grandmother had
remembered sorrow from when she was young when her grand-parents and parents
passed. Her daughter’s death stirred
this long fallow feeling again.
To
distract herself, she got up and strode to the kitchen and poured herself a
bowl of Nano-CRUNCH!, the latest brand of anti-aging nanobot cereal. 'Delicious, doesn't upset your stomach' shouted
the label.
On the box
shone the all too familiar nano-hazard warning sign. A triangle enclosed an eyeglass facing a dust
speck betokening the infinitesimal size of the danger. Early pioneers of these life-extending
technologies were sued into bankruptcy after several deaths were attributed to
the literally cutting-edge nanotech.
Befuddled judges based damages on a theoretical unlimited lifespans
unexpectedly cut short. A bad precedent,
as newly super safety-conscious citizens and governments clamored for more and
more stringent safety standards.
Ethan
tried again "Look, maybe you should talk to the family about this?"
"Aren't
YOU my family?"
"What
about Mom, Uncle Dan and Aunt Jenn?"
"What,
so I can stick around and solve their problems for them? No thanks, they need to grow up a little
bit. Maybe with no adult supervision,
they can finally figure things out.
Besides I've already made arrangements, I'm taking the next launch this
weekend."
At this
Ethan almost choked. But he quickly
regained his composure.
"What
about great-grandpa? Did you at least
talk to him?" He insisted.
"Why
do I have to get his permission? Our
contract was only for 50 years and that expired a decade ago. Though he is fun to have around nowadays,
I'll miss that." She smirked.
Ethan
blushed. The side-effects of renewed
youth.
"Maybe
in a few years he'll come along. By the
way, didn’t you hear the news?"
Great-Grandmother added.
"What
news?" Ethan asked.
"He
and his new contract-wife Amara just had twin sons. Serves him right, the old codger."
"Codger?" Ethan said confused. Another one her old-fangled words. At times, it was as if they spoke different
languages. When she and her friends got
together, he couldn’t understand their conversation half the time. Though everyone appeared to be a youthful 30
year old, one could still tell from which era each grew up just by speech and
mannerisms.
"An
old man who...um, nevermind."
"Well
then, I'll send a few gifts to my new Great Uncles." Ethan knew his great-grandmother was rather
old-fashioned in her familial expectations.
“So there’s nothing I can do to discourage you from your decision?” He did know she had always had a stubborn
streak.
“You know
me, once I get something in my head.” she smiled.
“Well, I
will miss you, maybe if you get bored over there, you can come back to visit
us.”
“Or maybe
by then, we’ll have Jupiter’s moons sorted out and I’ll jump on over
there.” She half-joked.
A look of
horror passed over his face. “But I’ll
be sure to swing by here first.” she appeased.
Conceding,
he changed the subject. “I have some
news of my own” he told her.
“Good
news, I hope.” She replied.
“The best,
my daughter Sara is going to have a baby!
I’m going to be a grandfather!”
Ethan exclaimed.
“You’re
going to be such a wonderful grandpa, being a grandparent is so
rewarding.” She responded.
“Congratulations
to you too, Great-Great-Great Gramma!” he grinned.